You know, all I want is a cigarette. That's it! Is that so much to ask for? At this point I'd take one already half-smoked. A drink, too. That'd be great. And to sleep for about three days, but, whatever.Oh, yeah. If anyone sees Kitty Jones, let me know. She took my Glock and I want it back ( Read more... )

Let's get one thing straight:

I do not have a drinking problem.

Now shut up. And, for god's sake, someone get me a bottle of aspirin.

( filtered to Kitty, Nathaniel, Ptolemy | unhackable )